MY CAT IS DESTROYING OUR MARRIGE!

[Torllski Protein Shakes]

My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic
to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My
cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with
my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when
she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please
advise !

Git yerself a 21 YO blonde for your pleazure.
Keep the wifey for fetching beers and doing laundry.
Stuff the pussy.

[f***@earthlink.net]

THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.

[Phoenix]

Post by f***@earthlink.net
THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.

Meow.

[Dr. Flonkenstein]

Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix

Post by f***@earthlink.net
THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.

Meow.

WOEM!!!!!11!!!

[Doktor DynaSoar]

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:57:47 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<***@hotmail.com> wrote:

} Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix
} posted:
}
} > In article <***@news.east.earthlink.net>,
} > <***@earthlink.net> wrote:
} >
} >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >
} > Meow.
} WOEM!!!!!11!!!
DAEHKCUF!!!!!22!!!

[Cujo]

Post by Doktor DynaSoar
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:57:47 +0100, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
} Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix
}
} >
} >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >
} > Meow.
} WOEM!!!!!11!!!
DAEHKCUF!!!!!22!!!

ANUSER!!!33!!!

[Nutmeg]

Post by Dr. Flonkenstein
Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix

Post by f***@earthlink.net
THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.

Meow.

WOEM!!!!!11!!!
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

................no pussy for you then.

[It's A Secret]

My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic
to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My
cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with
my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when
she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I

do...please

advise !

There's a pill that cures these sorts of problems instantly. They're
made of lead and can be administered through the end of a long steel
tube in doses raging from 100 grams up to about 250 grams.

Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the
larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know.

[It's A Secret]

My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic
to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My
cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with
my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when
she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I

do...please

advise !

There's a pill that cures these sorts of problems instantly. They're
made of lead and can be administered through the end of a long steel
tube in doses raging from 100 grams up to about 250 grams.

Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the
larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know.

[Tony D.]

Get rid of that Damm Woman, Thats all!
The cat won't give you no horseshit, The wife will.
JMO, YMMV
Tony D.

My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is

allergic

to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My
cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad

sex with

my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when
she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I

do...please

advise !

There's a pill that cures these sorts of problems instantly. They're
made of lead and can be administered through the end of a long steel
tube in doses raging from 100 grams up to about 250 grams.
Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the
larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know.

[headkase]

Post by f***@earthlink.net
THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.

Meow.

Bang.

[Doktor DynaSoar]

On 25 Dec 2003 08:00:13 GMT, headkase <***@hotmail.com>
wrote:

} Phoenix <***@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in
} news:bsag76$ain$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
}
} > In article <***@news.east.earthlink.net>,
} > <***@earthlink.net> wrote:
} >
} >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >
} > Meow.
} Bang.
Cat banger.

[Hans Daunerschirdt]

Post by Doktor DynaSoar
}
} >
} >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >
} > Meow.
} Bang.
Cat banger.

Dinosaur choker.

[headkase]

Post by Hans Daunerschirdt

Post by Doktor DynaSoar
}
} >
} >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >
} > Meow.
} Bang.
Cat banger.

Dinosaur choker.

Chicken wringer

[Doktor DynaSoar]

On 06 Jan 2004 09:53:59 GMT, headkase <***@hotmail.com>
wrote:

} ***@hawkeyes.net (Hans Daunerschirdt) wrote in
} news:***@posting.google.com:
}
} > Doktor DynaSoar <***@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} > news:<***@4ax.com>...
} >> On 25 Dec 2003 08:00:13 GMT, headkase <***@hotmail.com>
} >> wrote:
} >>
} >> } Phoenix <***@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in
} >> } news:bsag76$ain$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
} >> }
} >> } > In article <***@news.east.earthlink.net>,
} >> } > <***@earthlink.net> wrote:
} >> } >
} >> } >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >> } >
} >> } > Meow.
} >> } Bang.
} >> Cat banger.
} > Dinosaur choker.
} Chicken wringer
Puppy snuffer

[Nutmeg 2004 ©]

Post by Doktor DynaSoar
}
} >>
} >> }
} >> } >
} >> } >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT.
} >> } >
} >> } > Meow.
} >> } Bang.
} >> Cat banger.
} > Dinosaur choker.
} Chicken wringer
Puppy snuffer

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